This world is strange and there's a lot I don't understand - let's explore:
- People who don't enjoy pumpkin-flavored foods and drinks. I don't think they're to be trusted.
- Engagement Photos
- These pictures are a lie -
relationships are not walking down a beach or strolling through a wheat
field. Relationships are fights in grocery stores and watching Netflix in
sweatpants that should have made it to the laundry days ago.
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| I love to hold hands and stand three feet from my boyfriend |
- Men who wear short-sleeved
button ups. You look like a park ranger. Wear a long sleeved shirt and
roll the sleeves up like an adult.
- Paying more than $200 for a
purse
- Hollywood's obsession with comic
book characters. Antman? Let's all acknowledge we're getting desperate.
- The fact people think the
following TV shows were actually good:
- How I Met Your Mother
- The premise is charming, the
execution is painful
- Two and a Half Men
- This is Full House with
Stephanie when she in her loser phase and a combined Jesse and Joey - no
thanks.
- Big Bang Theory
- This show is full of actors
who are all phoning it in. Their perilous performance could be saved if
there were a few people peppered in who could actually act. Alas, there
are not.. Also, the story line is not plausible.
- Wearing heels so high you can't
walk
- Ladies you're not doing
yourself any favors. If your plan is to snag a gentleman, you'll have a
harder time when you look like a brand new baby deer on ice.
- People who live in Kansas and
Oklahoma
- I picture these states full of
tiny towns that have absolutely nothing going on except for frequent tornadoes and an occasional pie fair in the summer.
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| Mmmmmm.... apple pie and twisters. What summers are made of... |
- Sprinkle parties
- You got married - I got you a
present (probably a few), you had a baby, I got you a present, you get
pregnant a second time, you can
take care of the wardrobe updates yourself.
- People who drink Chardonnay of
their own free will
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